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POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE
:
FEVERS
DRYNESS OF THROAT
HEADACHES
NAUSEA
DEPRESSION
UNCONTROLLABLE ITCHING
STIFF MUSCLES
LIVER DISEASASE
CONSTIPATION
YELLOWING OF LIPS, SKIN, OR EYES
BLUE TONGUE SYNDROME
GASTROINTESTINAL DISTRESS
SPONTANIOUS COMBUSTION
ABNORMAL GROWTH OF LEFT FOOT
CHIRPING GORRILLA SYNDROME
LOSS OF THUMBS
OTRIOPHOBICAL SEIZURES
SUDDEN SPINE LOSS
HAIR GROWTH ON FINGER AND TOENAILS
SWELLING OF CORNEAS
GROWTH OF EXTRA LIMBS
OPTOMETRICAL BANANA SYNDROME
CURLING OF TOES
FULL BODY IRREVERSIBLE SHRINKAGE
NASAL MALFUNTIONS
INABILITY TO USE FORKS
ENLARGING OF BUTTOCKS
BURRITO ADDICTION
AND EXPLOSIVE DIRRAHEA